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Old 04-24-2013, 05:47 PM
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Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something usefulwith my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to beher favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me" andsuggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.

I did this, and when I got home last night I decided to teach her alesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joineda parachute club.



She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 75 years old and you're goingto start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I evengot a membership card.


She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!
This is amembership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again! I signed up forfive jumps a week!" I told her.She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

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