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Old 04-29-2013, 04:59 PM
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Default Seamus MacTreinfhir, The Doctor's Assistant

A doctor in Dublin, Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Seamus MacTreinfhir.

"Seamus, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Shamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Seamus, how was your day?"

Shamus told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Seamus.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: "'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'"

"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Sheamus What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!!"
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