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Old 05-05-2013, 01:58 PM
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Warning, this is a little sick and twisted, and it might not be for the faint of heart.












A cat was chasing a mouse all over the field.

The mouse was quickly tiring, so he darted across the railroad tracks.

The cat quickly followed, but didn't see the train that was barreling down the track headed right for him. This happened right at a road crossing, the cat made it across, almost. The tip of his tail was sliced off cleanly by the passing train.

The cat rolled around on the road, screaming and carrying on about how his tail was hurting. About this time along came a truck. The truck driver was busy talking on his cell phone, so he didn't see the cat. The bumper of the truck hit the cat in the head, cleanly decapitating the cat... meanwhile the mouse ran away happily in the field beyond the tracks.






The moral of this sad story.

Don't lose your head over a piece of tail you once had!

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Literary sayings from The Book of Exco.
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