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Old 07-18-2013, 10:27 PM
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

... The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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Old 07-18-2013, 10:29 PM
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Oh, crap! That's funny!
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Old 07-18-2013, 10:34 PM
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Man,that was pretty funny.
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Old 07-18-2013, 11:42 PM
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LOL! I love it!
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Old 07-19-2013, 05:30 AM
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That's Funny.........
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Old 07-19-2013, 06:39 AM
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LMAO that's a good one!

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Lol, that's one of those wrong and funny all at the same time.
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awesome. wrong. creepy, and awesome
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I didn't think it was so funny, I'm out a grand!!

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I didn't think it was so funny, I'm out a grand!!

LOL........
LOL and I've got a grand for some new mods!

...I'm thinking night vision...or maybe a used bat...
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