On my usual daily craigslist ram truck search, I can across this.
I want one.
Just in case the ad goes down before everyone sees it.
Kid Trax Ram 12-Volt Battery-Powered Ride-On
Max forward speed of 5 mph
Max reverse speed of 2.5 mph
Working LED off-road lights
Working LED cab running lights
Kid Trax Power Sounds
Turbo diesel real time engine sound simulation
Functioning tail gate
Big off-road roll bar
Low battery warning chime
Ram Longhorn Edition western stitching theme seats
Mock burl wood dash
Chrome rims and grille
Opening driver and passenger side doors
6 Kid Trax Power Trax rubber traction strip tires
Requires one 12-volt electrical battery (included)
Dimensions: 62"W x 36"H x 34"D
Maximum weight capacity: 130 lbs