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Old 08-07-2013, 05:27 PM
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A man goes to a pyschologist and tells him he works in a deli and keeps having strong urges to stick his manhood into the pickle slicer. The psychologist of course advises against it and tells the man. The man responds, well what shall I do. The psychologist tells him to resist at all costs as it won't end well. A week later the man come back for his appointment and tells the psychologist he could not resist. The psychologist said oh my god what happened? The man said well I got fired to which the doc asks and what happened to the pickle slicer, to which the reply was... she got fired too.
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HEE HEE HEE. Nice, Bruce!
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Better than what I thought was going to be the result lol
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