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Old 07-16-2013, 08:49 PM
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Katie Couric and Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he would grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of Draper Valley fried chicken." The leader nodded to an underling
who left and returned with chicken. Couric ate it all and said,
"Now I can die content."
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Brian Williams said, "I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and asked, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.

"I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the
resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then
with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists, killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Couric and Williams, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?"

"What?" replied the Marine, "and have you two *******s report that I was the aggressor.....?"

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Old 07-16-2013, 11:00 PM
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Sad...but it's a true story these days it seems
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