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Old 08-23-2013, 08:17 PM
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Default Elderly Woman & $20.00 Bills

An elder woman is walking down the street carrying two bags. As she is walking, $20.00 bills start slipping out of the bag. A policeman notices this and stops the woman to let her know. As she and the cop pick up the bills, he asks how did she come by a bag full of $20.00 bills? The woman tells him her house property is next to a golf course and because the clubhouse is so far away, the men golfers stick their willy through a knot hole in her fence to relieve themselves. She goes on to tell the cop she was tired of her flower garden being destroyed, so she stands by the hole in the fence and when a guy goes to relieve himself, she grabs his willy with one hand, while holding a machete in the other and says $20.00 or else. The cop then asks, what is in the other bag? The woman replies, not all of them paid up.
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lmao.... I'm never golfing THERE again!
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