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Old 09-08-2013, 07:21 AM
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I love boobs I think they are the most awesomest things ever. Women I work with have them, my wife has them. I know some guys who have em (that is a little weird by the way).

Well anyway I am new here. I am a proud owner of a 1996 dodge ram well not so much, proud more like how the hell can all of these things be wrong with it? 7 out of 8 cylinders were misfiring (lack of a tune up) they ran bosch plugs.. I hate bosch plugs I hate em as much as a hot chick with a penis. Trans with a weak 1st gear and no 2nd gear 3rd and fourth work awesome as long as I can go down hill. I still have a misfire not as bad but the CEL is off. and all codes cleared so seem like a spark plug wiring issue. Oh and for some reason the previous owners thought the truck needed a quadcab door instead of the club cab door for the drivers door. It is 2wd with a 5.9 and pretty well equipped just been neglected by the former mechanic owner.
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Old 09-08-2013, 10:45 AM
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Old 09-08-2013, 10:54 AM
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:18 AM
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Welcome to the boards.

Not sure I'm following your opening statement.

Please provide pictures.

thank you.
Pics of what????
Boobs?
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or a hot chick with a penis? (weird)
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Pics of what????
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or a hot chick with a penis? (weird)
It only gets stranger doesn't it
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:09 PM
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Strange or awkward?
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Pics of what????
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or a hot chick with a penis? (weird)

Ummmm..... Thanks but I'll pass on the last one.

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