Had Miss Ram into the truck medifix where Doctor Dodge met us this morning. Besides addressing the weather strip garter near the top of her head, he looked at her symptom of a nasty flatulence problem in her left rear tire. She was passing almost 20 pounds of gas each day! Not very polite behavior. No more corn ethanol for you, young lady!
Since she reached her 500 mile anniversary, I had the doc perform a blood transfusion on her. The doc sensitively sedated her by switching off her ignition. He gently spread her hood open and bled about 6 quarts out of her. He also removed that nasty little kidney filter that was stuck on her deriere.
The doc replaced her dirty foul organic fluid with sparkling clean Pennzoil Platinum full synthetic life giving fluid. He also replace her kidney filter with a fresh one. The doc used the latest version which are so small and dainty sized. Now Miss Ram is back in the pink and frolicking around as she loves to do. She feels friskier than ever!