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Old 10-23-2013, 04:03 AM
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A WOMAN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items a woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


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I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men."
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says "HEBREWS".


THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Old 10-23-2013, 07:47 AM
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LMAO, good one Kai, starting the day on a funny note!

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WOW....there is some truth in those jokes......LOL
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You just got a HUGE thumbs-up from my wife! Those were great.
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Thanks all

And to Paul's Wife: I know these are jokes meant to step on the male ego, but I must admit that I agree with the second one (Understanding Women). I am not a fan of waxing so that particular joke mimics my own line of thought. What do you think? :P
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Those were great!!!! LMAO
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Thanks Blue! I knew these would bring out my fellow females (you and Cajun)
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Enjoyed the humor, thanks for sharing.
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