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Old 10-22-2013, 09:15 PM
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Default Got some bites..

Over the last few weeknds I got a few bites, and a scared f150 to not even attempt.

First kill was a 2012ish civic si. Just left a restaurant with the ol lady and the hit the light right outside the parkinglot. Sure enough there were two gangster wannabe punks in in, slouched over and hats tilted sideways and up. He looks up at me and I laugh. When the light turns green we both try to be the first one out but not stomp on it, about 15mph I hesr that ricy sound rev up and I see the front fender for a second before my foot had just smashed down. I think my hemi knows when its honda lunch time because it dropped and ROARED throwing me back in my seat. Shittin n getti, instantly blowing past him and about a car length before lettin off. I slow down big time to let him catch up but he slows down and takes the first sideroad.

Another kill was on the freeway going 65, and I get up next to a 06ish mustang gt and make eyecontact. Hes just cruising so I get to where my tailpipes are by his face then romp on it for a short ways. Hoping my taunt worked. And it did! He started to catch me casually then when he was about passing distance away I see him stomp on it for a sneak attack blow by, and almost instantly I did too. I surprisingly pulled hard for a second then kept distance til about 90mph. Then he started pulling me in slowly, but so little and slowly that when he switched lanes incase he could go around me it slowed uim down enough where I was faster. Cant tell you were he finally gave up but I fended him off. Very surprised with my workhorse.
We slow down and he catches up, rolls his window down smiling and gave me a hang loose as he pulled off to his exit.

Then this weekend on a long boring empty freeway I cat h up to some 08 ford f150, white with about a 4-6 inch lift, chrome wheels. Ford racing sticker on the back window and a ford tow hitch cover, but BEST PART. He had all fenders swapped to that retarded trophy truck wide crap. So I pull up past him a little so he can hear mine and see all the stickers on mine. But he didn't want to play :/ so I romp on it for a few seconds then go on my marry way. Figured a Dbag like that would at least try ha
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