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Old 12-02-2013, 01:28 PM
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Since everyone LOVED the passport joke, here is another:


I was a co-pilot on a flight that landed in Frankfurt soon after their confusing remodeling of the terminals.

Their traffic control (Who are known to be very rude.) asked my pilot, a veteran pilot, "Have you never been to Frankfurt before?"

The pilot snapped back, "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark and I didn't land."
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Ahh... A fully-loaded Lancaster. Bombs Away!!
If your talking about the Avro Lancaster warplace. I would just like to throw it out there that one of the two last airworthy Lancasters in the world is located about 5-10 mins down the road from my house at the Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum. Every time it hits the air it flies over my house leaving the runway and also when going to land.
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Another most excellent France joke.
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