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Old 10-28-2013, 11:28 PM
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A: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Old 10-29-2013, 07:40 AM
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Wow! That's pretty bad Kai. True, but I don't think most of us would've had the balls to admit it LOL


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Old 10-29-2013, 08:26 AM
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Wow! That's pretty bad Kai. True, but I don't think most of us would've had the balls to admit it LOL


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If you had the balls to say that to your wife you probably wouldn't keep them for long lol
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LMAO! That's funn....... Oh Shit! Here comes my wife!!
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Old 10-30-2013, 06:43 PM
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Well, it may be 'bad' but it is funny. Any woman who can't laugh at this with her husband is a bit up tight, IMHO. My husband and I have a very strong line of communication and trust and adoration for each other. I know that this joke isn't how he normally thinks of me, so I can take it as it is.. a joke.. a laugh with him.
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That is a good one......But sorry have to agree....I would like to keep my junk especially when I am sleeping.....LOL.....Good one though.....
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Well, it may be 'bad' but it is funny. Any woman who can't laugh at this with her husband is a bit up tight, IMHO. My husband and I have a very strong line of communication and trust and adoration for each other. I know that this joke isn't how he normally thinks of me, so I can take it as it is.. a joke.. a laugh with him.
Extremely well said, Kai! Mirrors my relationship with my wife. If you can't laugh at it..............
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Funny, I was thinking it was the other way around.............
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