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Old 01-01-2014, 06:06 PM
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:32 PM
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Annoying twit would probably hate his Ram and screw his best friend. Probably be on the cell phone while having sex.
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As the saying goes, no matter how beautiful she is, someone is tired of her shit!
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Ah, DAMN! She survived?
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lol..i love this one...
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LMAO!

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Where can I get one of those... the ejection seat, I mean?
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Two air bags and a detachable roof will do the trick.
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