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Old 01-23-2014, 10:32 AM
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Yaaay, BlueJet wins the prize!



And you call me a darned preevert

So what's the difference between snow men and snow women?

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Okay, you're 242...now I have to come up with a difficult one.

Nasty and clean fun always go together and you can't get into (much) trouble over the internet LOL

Not hard but funny still the same...

Why was the female snow(man/person) standing in the middle of the road?

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What did I win?????

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Eeew no.

Those are free

AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO YOUR LIVING ROOM TO WATCH THE SUPERBOWL ON YOUR OWN FABULOUS TELEVISION SET! (SNACKSANDDRINKSNOTINCLUDED)

And a free purse (shippingandhandlingchargesof$4000.00tobepaidbythe winnertocovershippinghandlingandremovalorpursemate rial)


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I like free!!!!

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LOL I've been divorced for 3 years and single for five...is it starting to show?

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Okay, you're 242...now I have to come up with a difficult one.


Not hard but funny still the same...

Why was the female snow(man/person) standing in the middle of the road?
Well, she pees in the snow, everyone is going to know .. pee on the yellow line, especially on day when it's freezing out, and you'll skate every time


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Slumming again are we? lol

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