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Old 02-05-2014, 11:27 PM
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Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was
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On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That
afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army
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On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for him
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