Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That
afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army
barber sheared his head.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him
If you can't run with the Big Dogs, Stay on the porch.