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Old 02-22-2014, 08:52 PM
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I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my bike next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a mechanic???
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is it an older bike? might just need a new gasket. Also check the head cover bolts are all torqued to specs?
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is it an older bike? might just need a new gasket. Also check the head cover bolts are all torqued to specs?
actually it's probably his flux capacitor is bad.

here, he can get a new one:

http://www.oreillyauto.com/site/c/de...p?keyword=121g
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actually it's probably his flux capacitor is bad.

here, he can get a new one:

http://www.oreillyauto.com/site/c/de...p?keyword=121g
Sombitch! They actually have a flux capacitor!
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Bahahaha! Best joke I've heard/read in a while. Well done, sir.
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lol good one. Reminds me of this, my wife showed me this I loved it:

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