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Old 02-26-2014, 04:20 PM
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My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself, and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

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"Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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Old 02-26-2014, 04:30 PM
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is it an older bike? might just need a new gasket. Also check the head cover bolts are all torqued to specs?
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I do not know that they needed painting

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is it an older bike? might just need a new gasket. Also check the head cover bolts are all torqued to specs?
I agree, but regretfully none to share.
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I've never seen one framed. Mounted, yes. But never framed.
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I've never seen one framed. Mounted, yes. But never framed.
Hmmmmm!
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