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On Sunday I made Jesus shaped pancakes and burned them. Am I going to Hell?
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WTF lol? And who is Dave?

Anyway, I can answer this question without knowing the answer to your question
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I'd wait for Dave to answer, but I'm pretty sure it's not the burnt Jesus pancakes that are going to send you to Hell.
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I'd wait for Dave to answer, but I'm pretty sure it's not the burnt Jesus pancakes that are going to send you to Hell.
I'm with Paul on this one. It's not the pancakes that have to worry about. It's your basement wife, sharing Jesus Juice with the neighborhood kids, and talking in movie theaters.

The last one alone will condemn you to the 9th Circle of Hell.
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He's the MOD for this sub-forum. He's also an a$$hole.
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In my defense. I was nine and she was 11. Don't take it out of context.
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Two and a HALF!

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