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These 2- old spinsters who have no husband or boyfriend go in to the butcher every week and buy 2- sausages for some pleasure. One week they go to get there 2-sausages and when they pay, the butcher says I have no change do you have exact amount, to which they said that was all they had. The butcher said well, I'll give you an extra sausage, the 2 looked at each other said, "well I guess we can eat the third one".
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So what are they going to do with the ones they bought last week?
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So what are they going to do with the ones they bought last week?
Do you really have to ask, Drew?
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Ha! Good one, Bruce! But...... I think "spinsters" is politically incorrect.

I think you have to say "youthfully challenged".
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Well...I was just sayin'...if there done with 'em...
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Ha! Good one, Bruce! But...... I think "spinsters" is politically incorrect.

I think you have to say "youthfully challenged".
I am not politically correct Paul.
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Well...I was just sayin'...if there done with 'em...
Yeah I think they are done with them, but I sure ain't a gonna ask.
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Thank God, Bruce!!!!!

If you'll excuse me, Drew just invited me over for dinner.

Wonder what he's making??
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