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Old 07-28-2014, 07:31 AM
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I will always remember my first drink with my son...

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories
came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.


Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Fosters He didn't like it so I had it.

Then I got him a Carling Black Label, he didn't like it, so I had it.

It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider.

By the time we got down to the whisky, I could hardly push the stroller back home
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LOL. I like this one.
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Haha, nice, having small kids myself I can appreciate this one!
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Love it, very good.
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Did you fine one that he liked?

JK. I didn't expect it but I knew it when I read it.
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I was colicky when I was a baby and my mom used to rub Jack Daniels on my gums to help me relax and stop crying.

maybe that's when it started ??? haha

jk I'm not much a dark liquor guy anyway. more a beer man. b

funny joke none the less
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I was colicky when I was a baby and my mom used to rub Jack Daniels on my gums to help me relax and stop crying.

maybe that's when it started ??? haha

jk I'm not much a dark liquor guy anyway. more a beer man. b

funny joke none the less
Lmao! My dad told me that he'd put an ounce or two of beer in my bottle at night. Says I always slept thorough the night.

I'm SURE that's when it started,


Nice one, tattwo.
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No Paul...your father told you he filled it up one or two lines. Not ounces.

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Touche'!!!!

Ass bag of the universe.

Oh, sorry. I'm drunk.
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No Paul...your father told you he filled it up one or two lines. Not ounces.


Where did you find Paul's baby picture?
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