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Old 08-04-2014, 04:13 PM
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.

I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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I hate it when that happpens. A good laugh though.
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He was probably going to do it anyway.

No harm, no foul!
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He was probably going to do it anyway.

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Oh ye of little faith.... Geeez Paul.
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