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Old 08-05-2014, 06:30 PM
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A burgular breaks into a dark house and is trying to feel his way around and look for some valuables with his flashlight. Suddenly a voice say's Jesus is watching you. The guy stops and then continues, when the voice once again says Jesus is watching you. The burgular finally locates the source, a parrot in a cage. He asks, who the hell are you to which the parrott answers, Moses. The guy laughs and says who would name a parrott moses and the parrott answers, the same guy who named the Pitbull in the corner Jesus.
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Lmao!

(But if he's anything like mine, Jesus probably would have just licked the guy to death.)
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My Rottweiler just threw up a thumb.
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Um..... that wasn't a thumb, Drew.
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GramMYS! There's a hole in the other bag!
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Good! One less damn bun I have to get!!!!
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But GeamMys loves it when you grab her buns for her.
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Stop gloating. I actually keep an old VHS tape of me doing it.
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