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Old 08-05-2014, 08:40 PM
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Paul and Kris brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it.

A week later, they finished the puzzle.

"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said Paul.

"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box" says Kris.
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Old 08-05-2014, 09:43 PM
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Hey thanks for posting our huge accomplishment here we know it was quite a feat, but neither paul nor I are big at gloating.

Im kinda upset thought because paul took it from me so his mom could hang it on her fridge
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Hey thanks for posting our huge accomplishment here we know it was quite a feat, but neither paul nor I are big at gloating.

Im kinda upset thought because paul took it from me so his mom could hang it on her fridge
That's not very nice of you, Kris.

I told you my mom died in that prostitution accident back in the '70's.

Truth be told, I have it on MY fridge. One piece fell out, though. Do you have a few weeks to help me put it back?

Let me know.
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That's not very nice of you, Kris.

I told you my mom died in that prostitution accident back in the '70's.

Truth be told, I have it on MY fridge. One piece fell out, though. Do you have a few weeks to help me put it back?

Let me know.
He's not kidding. He went through three rolls of scotch tape getting it to stick to the fridge. When he got done he had to cut slits in the tape so he could open the doors.
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Paul, youre right i apologize i for got about that tragic time for you and how it made you have a complex for peanut butter and marshmallow fluff...

And Dave, At least he figured out this time to no put in on the back of the fridge... baby steps..
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Which piece did you take Kris?
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