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Old 08-10-2014, 12:57 PM
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Paul is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the Kris walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Chicken wire."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says Paul.

Kris just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, he walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.

The next morning, Paul sees Kris walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Duct tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

Kris just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, he walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.

The next morning, Paul sees Kris walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"It's a pussy willow."

"Wait up," says Paul, "Let me call Dave and Bruce, and I'll get my hat!"
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Old 08-10-2014, 01:46 PM
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If I may speak for Dave and Bruce:

We would have only put our boots on had Kris been carrying "Beer goggles".

Pussy willows. Get real.
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HAHAHAHA That was pretty good, that pretty well made my morning
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