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Old 08-15-2014, 11:24 AM
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Just for fun!

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went
into the soup pot
and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some
tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters.

Each bell
had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.

Fred's
favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but
this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on
to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in
the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the
"No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the
"Pulletsurprise"
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Drew, yeah I need it.... such PUNishment.
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So..... You're basically talking about a "cock". Then you said pullet.

Was this subliminal Bruce? I think it was. It worked on Drew.
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Ah... so the truth comes out. Paul has an overactive libido that is brought on by any reference pertaining to what he seeks most to indulge in.

Interesting that you should only identify with members of the same sex and/or obscure references to peak your interest in that specific category.

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Did Drew just call me gay???

I think Drew just called me gay!

Well, poo on you, you thilly nanny!!
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Um...... yeah. That was the joke Drew.

Your blatant harassment of me, and you continuing to insinuate I am gay is very...

(Oh, fiddlesticks!!!!! I just broke a nail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Too funny you two, geez Paul, I didn't know, thanks Drew for setting the record straight.... um I mean clearing things up.
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Too funny you two, geez Paul, I didn't know, thanks Drew for setting the record straight.... um I mean clearing things up.
Yeah, I go "back and forth" depending on the situation.

Plus, Drew's book, "Introduction to coming out of the closet with a BANG" helped me immensely!
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