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Old 03-04-2010, 07:11 PM
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Not for young eyes!


A Kiwi walks into a bar in Australia,with
a pet crocodile by his side.

He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the croc will close his
mouth for one minute.

'Then he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Credentials and related accessories in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
crocodile really,really hard on the top of
its head

The croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his credentials unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,
and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.


The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly
Spoke up...........
'I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!'
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Bwahahaha!!!
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Hehehehe, good one!

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during the summer vacation billy begins to realy get on his moms nerves so she sends him across the street where a new house is being built and tells him to watch and see if he can learn something. well billy comes back about a 2 hours later and mom asks if he learned anything . billy answers yep i learned how to hang the f*#^ing door but it was a c*&thair off so we had to take it down and trim the b&#ch a little to make it fit. the mom was shocked by his language and sent him to his room to wait till his father got home . when dad got home he was told to ask billy what ha learned today. billy told the same to his dad at whitch point the dad said to billy go get me a switch billy replied f&#k you thats the elecricians job.
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Hey did you hear that awefull story in the news about the woman who was jumped by four guy's in a park in San Francisco.. Seems three of the guy's held her down while the other did her hair..
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Bob hated his job. He would think of different ways to get out of work. One Friday morning he called in sick. His supervisor asked him what was wrong with him. Bob told him that he had ANAL glaucoma. The supervisor was worried and told Bob that it sounded serious. He wanted Bob to put it into words that he could understand........"Bob told him that it wasn't to serious. ANAL glaucoma just means that I can't see my hindend coming in to work today."
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LOL...good ones, folks!
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Great to be Catholic

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee
Stadium in the front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi to say, "Do you know that
with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go
wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep
into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave
of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.
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Yes ma'am, very good!!! ^^^^

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Why did the blonde wear a fur coat and a denim jacket while painting her living room?





The paint-can said "For best results put on 2 coats)))
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