Currently serving in the US Army. Been active since 1999. Stationed at Fort Hood with trips to Korea and Iraq.
With almost 13 years in, I have many stories but just a quick one that comes to mind....
I was in Iraq and my buddy and I made 2 signs. One said "I'm with Stupid" and another that said " Future Terrorist" There were a bunch of Iraqi kids that we would send to the market to get us snacks and energy drinks called "wild Tigers" awesome drink. We had one of the kids hold up the sign that said "future terrorist" while my buddy held up the other sign, and we took a picture of them. The kids couldn't read English so we got a good laugh out of it. We told them it said "Hi Mom"
Im not sure any of my other stories would be appropriate to tell.