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Old 09-10-2009, 10:05 AM
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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:09 AM
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LMAO ! That was just too funny!!!
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I highly recommend their Chicken and Rice formula. Very tasty...
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OMG!! Tell me you didn't really do that??? LMAO!! That is freaking classic!!!
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:17 PM
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I can not take claim for actually pulling this off, but if it ever happens to me I hope like hell I am quick enough to tell the person this story
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Pro status! That is godly!
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ok, now that i caught my breath.... that was friggin classic! epic even! I love stupid people.
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That is just too friggin' HILARIOUS!!! I guess the only thing funnier than that is how gullible people can be in that someone would actually believe that!!!
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Hilarious . Quess thats how you got the high pro glow ? Had to copy and paste and send out on e-mail .
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