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Old 10-19-2009, 08:18 PM
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This is HILARIOUS! I feel so bad for the owner though, seeing as he was clueless as how to do this. I don't know if its fake or not, but either way it is so funny!

Basically this guy was trying to do a DIY Port and Polish... Read below, as I've copied and pasted the text. If you want the original link, here it is http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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Old 10-19-2009, 08:26 PM
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BY THE WAY! That thread has .. "Views: 696,314" That's insane...
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That's what I was thinking the whole time! He got stupider and STUPIDER!
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I just wonder how that person functions on a day to day basis... fine grit sand blasting sand into an ENGINE! dumb ass deserved what he got. I wonder how shiny the heads are?
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I just wonder how that person functions on a day to day basis... fine grit sand blasting sand into an ENGINE! dumb ass deserved what he got. I wonder how shiny the heads are?
I can picture him taking it in to get it rebuilt "why did you put sand into it again ... IDIOT?"
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followed by a kick in the nuts and a 2x4 to the head. Could this possibly be a candidate for a darwin award if he'd managed to kill himself doing it? Or would he just rate an honorable mention?
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followed by a kick in the nuts and a 2x4 to the head. Could this possibly be a candidate for a darwin award if he'd managed to kill himself doing it? Or would he just rate an honorable mention?
I wouldn't even give somebody that stupid any recognition .
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The Thread is fake if you go to page 25 the one guy says that it is.
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Yeah I would imagine it would have to be fake. If you have the piece of mind to realize you don't want sand in your turbos, you should know you dont' want sand in the engine either. But, wow, kudos to that guy to get ove 600,000 views. I'm sure it got viewed on just about every other car forum out there so they all got a good look at it, well that and the thread has been around for two years.
And as far as the darwin award, he would have to either kill himself or make himself unable to reproduce (i've once seen an honorable mention go to someone who castrated themselves accidently), otherwise he is exactly the type of person who gets these awards, the stupid people.
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