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Old 10-21-2009, 12:12 PM
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Hello everyone. I got a joke the other day and i thought id share.Whats the difference between a battery and a women????????????????????????????????? Thee battery has a positive side
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Haha, be careful of your audiance though. Have you seen the joke thread? http://www.ramforumz.com/showthread.php?t=36762&page=30 Some good ones in there.
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Thats a good one as well. I know a few guys that are untrainable. Hope my joke didnt offend.
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Thats a good one as well. I know a few guys that are untrainable. Hope my joke didnt offend.

LOL ... no probs, it was a good one

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Can't train us men... sorry, i'm still a guy! even though I cook, clean floors, and do laundry:

I cook in the microwave, clean floors with an old pair of raggedy underwear, and all laundry is done in hot water and on high in the dryer.
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