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Old 11-19-2009, 11:59 AM
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My buddy's 4-year old son asked him in the truck the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"

How the hell do you respond to that?
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Well he'd be a better Ninja. Now he can squeeze through even tighter places

Flat Ninja FTW!!!
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Chuck Norris got in a knife fight... the knife lost. same as a ninja... truck would lose
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I do love pizza, and buffalo wings.
Not sure on the bra and pair of panties thing, but good question.
There are a bunch of good smilies on this forum
Why is there brail at a drive up ATM?
Why do senior citizens or buttheads win the lottery? Nothing against seniors but couldnt someone else use the money more and for longer?
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Oh yeah, almost forgot. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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I have a 25 page word doc all about the great Chuck Norris.

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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I could live off of pizza!!!
I KNEW we were twins separated after the birth!!! ... ok maybe you were born a bit earlier ...

Talking about funny smilies ... anyone ever used this one?
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Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay...
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WTF is that? No seriously, WTF is that?

Obituaries would be more a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Bad decisions make good stories.
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Anytime we drove past a cemetery, my grandpa would always have to say:

"People are dying to get in there."
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