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Old 11-17-2009, 09:22 PM
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I'm just passing these along and not making any specific political statements here...

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven...


God addresses Al first.. ''Al, what do you believe in?''



Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,

but that it was your will that I did not serve..

And I've come to understand that now.''


God thinks for a second and says:

"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''


God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''



Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness.

I've sinned, but I've never held a

grudge against my fellow man,

and I hope no grudges are held against me.''


God thinks for a second and says:

"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

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A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;

'How did the human race start?'

Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve."

"They had children, and so was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl wrote to Barack Obama and asked the same question. Obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."


The confused girl went to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me, "The human race was created by God," and Obama said, "They were evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answered, "Well, Honey, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and Obama, told you about his."
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:25 PM
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LMAO!!! These were good ones!!!!
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:30 PM
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Glad you liked them...
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Oh, that was great. An off-color joke never goes amiss, unless you're a lone white guy in Oakland... bad juju.
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