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Old 12-17-2009, 09:12 PM
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I read about a WWII vet who was going back to Normandy to visit. He had trouble finding his passport, and the customs agent chastised "Don't you know that you need your passport to come to France."

The vet replied "The last time I was here, I couldn't find a Frenchman to show it to."
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i read about a wwii vet who was going back to normandy to visit. He had trouble finding his passport, and the customs agent chastised "don't you know that you need your passport to come to france."

the vet replied "the last time i was here, i couldn't find a frenchman to show it to."

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LMAO, now those are some good stories. And it's always funny to hear them from the people you'd never expect it from.
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