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Old 12-28-2009, 09:18 AM
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Normal everyday life you would not notice these things but now they have been pointed out to you I bet that you cannot help but laugh or use one of the quotes when they do happen in future.


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.



3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!



5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:28 AM
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LOLOLOL...good ones, Dann.
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:33 AM
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I can relate to #4 and my dad is the one who freaks over the remotes!

Good list Dann, thanks for making me more paranoid!!
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Funny Dann . #10 Being annoyed already and having someone point these things out to ya !
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When someone says to me "Can I ask you a question?" I reply with "You just did".
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good ones Dann. Though for the watch, I can't wear one on my wrist, so I have a pocket watch that snap to a belt loop. I pull my sleeve back and say 'a freckle past a hair' just to annoy them.
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LMAO! Thanks for the laugh Dann!!!
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Yes Dann definately true..stupid... and of course happens all the time. Never seen the thread before and couldnt have came at a better time. Bad day at work...... You people......They come into the hospital, check in at the INFORMATION both to register. They get called to the fracture clinic...and then have no clue were to go. Do you think that youd ask at the INFORMATION both as you arrived
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