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Old 01-20-2010, 02:09 PM
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"Yo' Mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!"
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Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
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"Yo' mama's so fat, she uses Monroe shocks on her toilet seat."
Yo mama's so broke, she goes to KFC and licks EVERYONE elses fingers!
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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Yo mama so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was a STD!
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honest office i was just trying to help the sheep over the fence
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Yo Momma is sooo ugly the doctor slapped her when she was born...in da face!
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