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Old 01-20-2010, 05:00 PM
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Yo mama so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.
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your mamma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
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Yo' mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets

Yo' mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo' mama's so fat when she was laying in the ocean, Spain claimed her as the new world.

Yo' mama's so poor she made you eat corn flakes to save milk

Yo' mama's so poor the bulding society reposessed her carboard box.
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Old 01-21-2010, 01:09 AM
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Yo mama aint got no back, she always frontin!
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I heard this from a freshman the other day.

Your mom sucks at COD MW2...

Maybe a little "Your mom goes to college"
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Alex... I have no idea what that means
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Hahaha thats what they say. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is not supposed to make much sense, then again, it is from a freshman so can't expect much less haha.
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama is so stupid.. she waited at a stop sign till it said "Go"
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Yo' mama's so poor I saw her trying to use food stamps in a vending machine

Yo mama's soo poor I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on the bath water.

Yo mama's got so much hair on her chest that her breasts remind me of Coconuts...
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