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Old 02-02-2010, 10:06 AM
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1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Very funny Andy!!!!!!

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Can I add a supplemental hand out in addition to your joke, Andy? Something all men should know?

What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all.
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Very funny Andy!!!!!!

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LMAO! I knew you would be the first one to see this!

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Can I add a supplemental hand out in addition to your joke, Andy? Something all men should know?

What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all.
Haha! Touché!
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