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Old 02-02-2010, 02:21 PM
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The AMERICAN Solution to Save Petrol





Obama wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Mexican border>

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
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I'm in! Where do we vote on this?
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Send a letter to:
The Caring President,
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1450 Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast
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LOL! That was good. I am a military wife, I support our troops and my husband immensly, however, out of the last 72 months, he has been deployed, 56. We are tired. Divorce is the highest amoung military than any other occupation. So I second or third the motion!
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Sounds an awful lot like some George Carlin, still good stuff though!
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Or Robin Williams, Charlie Daniels! My 2 favs!
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Lets vote!!! Time to write our politicians
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I have no idea who the author is, this was sent to me from Britain using the same premise for illegal immigrants there!
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