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Old 05-05-2010, 09:07 PM
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

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This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"5.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


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Oh....dangerous territory right there, Mike!!!!! (Good one!) oopsss....I meant
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Haha, I wish tech support was this informative all the time
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Oh....dangerous territory right there, Mike!!!!! (Good one!) oopsss....I meant
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hahahaha that was funny! I like that one!!
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Seen it before, but it's still funny
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Hey, I'm a computer guy and totally missed that one.... That was pretty funny, Should I risk showing this to my wife 1.0
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Dude, that was absolutely freakin' hilarious!!! Have to share that with a friend of mine and that should help him solve that which "bugs" him lol, but it does help explain why my Understanding Men 6.3 keeps referring me to Keep It Simple 8.1 lol! Funny post there man!

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I upgraded from Wife 1.0h shit... to Wife 2.0hgoody

Great upgrade!

Uninstalling Wife 1.0 was expensive, though.
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