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Old 05-07-2010, 02:37 PM
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And I'm not a happy camper!

After she and her cohort BlueJet hijacked a thread a week or so ago she offered buy me a beer at Gatty as penance. That sounded like a plan and I was all in.

I haven't had a cold beer since before my surgery and even though it was preached over and over in the classes and seminars I attended that I couldn't drink any carbonated beverages ever again I knew better. I said to myself that after 4 months everything had healed up and I was good to go. It was time to grab a long neck and show those folks I was the exception, that I could handle the bubbles ...... Nope.

Even with very small sips when the beer hit my stomach thingy the carbonation puffed up (imagine expanding foam) and it hurt. The killer is that I could only belch little baby burps to relieve the pressure, and they gave little relief. Being the stubborn man I am I kept trying thinking I'd get used to it and I actually got half of the bottle down but that took an hour and the beer was hot and flat when I gave up. And I knew then it was for good.

So Paris, it looks like my beer drinking days are officially over and you don't have to buy that beer .....
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But then Scotch and water has no carbonation so who knows, maybe I'll get lucky after all .....
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Old 05-07-2010, 02:40 PM
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I was thinking the same thing - LIQUOR!
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I am all over that!!!! If you want Scotch my friend, so be it. I will keep my word. Hell, if you want Drain-o we can do that too! I will not disappoint! I am sorry about your misfortune about your belly. What was the surgery, if you don't mind me asking...if you do, then just tell me, "It's none of your damn business" and I will surely take offense! Not really, just sounded good, huh?
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Liquor is quicker!!
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Lol, sorry to hear about your discomfort, but it is a little funny, sorry.

My first thought, along with everyone else I see, hard booze is the way to go! Join the Jack Daniels drinkers like me Or you can have class and drink a good scotch... but class is over-rated If it warms ya up on it's way down you know you got some hooch in ya
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You guys do not know what beer is!! You do not live in Canada hahaha!!!!

Just buggin ya Americans!

Sorry to hear about your issue buddy! I guess you just have to stick to he liquer! Grab a Vodka and Pineapple juice. It is kinda girly I know, my girl friend drinks it, but no carbonation. I am guilty of drinking it on ocassion to hahaha
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