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Old 05-11-2010, 05:08 PM
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Age and Experience Triumph Again!!!

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


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Old 05-11-2010, 05:10 PM
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Very funny! Very witty! Awesome. Thanks Michael.
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Old 05-11-2010, 05:11 PM
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Haha, that's great!! Thanks for posting this MADDOG, I got a big laugh out of that one
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:19 PM
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sorry de trooper but i have to tell this had gun shots from a farm up the road from me one weekend and the bullets wee going thru my front trees just missing my cars and hitting my next door naigbors house called 911 in de and they said some one on way 1hour later called again and was told they were on way to be patient i in formed them i had young children (my grand daughter neice and nephews ) here and was told same the shooting finaly stoped about hour later shortly ther after de state troop wont say what troop called and asked if they were still shooting i told them no it is safe to come now and guess what was at my door in 10 min. mind you it was a holiday weekend but come on it was gun fire.
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:25 PM
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hahahah that was good! Witty in deed!
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Gun fire like that is no joke, it should be a priority. Did the shooting ever reoccur again, or was it a one-time deal? I hope nobody was hurt, things get very serious when childrens' lives are in danger.
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de it did happen a year later that time i went and found the shooter some kids visiting the family and the family forgot about the new homes that were down the road .made the kids stop shooting that direction and into safe back drop. the house next door only had a few holes in the siding luckily the 22 had lost most of its power going thru the trees. i am in LSD and do have my own pistol range out back so i dont mind target shooting i just want it to be done safe.
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I swear we've seen that one on here before Michael.

As for the other one, When we're potshotting gophers on the ranch, we have to be very careful which difection we're shooting as there's lots of homes around, not to mention livestock...
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Funny one Michael, definitely one way of getting things done!

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