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Old 05-11-2010, 10:02 AM
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Dark but funny.

When simplicity is invoked the solution is stunning----such as this one........

Subject: Full-body scanners

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in
the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!
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Old 05-11-2010, 10:15 AM
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HAHAHAH, that is so true! Sign me up for it!
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Old 05-11-2010, 10:25 AM
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Hell yeah, I'm in!
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Where do I donate the money for the prototype?
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Sounds great to me, you need to be selling this idea to someone!
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Haha, that does sound like a win-win
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A wonderfully simple, yet elegant, solution.
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and they still get to die for there couse.
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hahaha that works for me!
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Count me in, that would definitely take care of business, simple but very effective!

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