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Old 07-08-2010, 08:26 PM
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After a long night of hot steamy sex with a girl he met in a bar the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! But you know what? You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.'

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'
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Old 07-08-2010, 08:34 PM
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and that's when the sh!t hit the fan...
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Old 07-08-2010, 08:46 PM
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ooooo i would be pissed but thats funny as hell
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:16 PM
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that would not be good
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Oh My Goodness that was TOOO funny!!! Good one sweetie!
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LMAO, that'll him not to just take anyone home.....

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the morning paper reads murder suicide LOL
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Not cool at all. Yuck. I would've gouged my eyes out and sought counseling right away! (Good one!)
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