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Old 07-28-2010, 02:17 PM
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I just about fell out of my truck laughing when a guy in a Smart car- yes I said Smart car- tried to holeshot me from a stop sign. LMAO...still cracks me up to this day.
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That does sound pretty darn funny, though not very "smart" on his part lol!

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That's exactly what I thought...lol
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then again, some smart cars...

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Granted it wasn't in a Ram or even a Mopar, (I was in my street/strip Camaro) but the funniest one on record for me was against and old, primered black Cadillac hearse with a skeleton belted in the passengers seat. I don't know what the "goth" girl driving it was thinking! My second funniest kill was against her boyfriend in his slammed, black primered, 4 door Chevette on the same night.
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Funniest for me so far in the R/T has been a Kia Forte. That sucker left the light squealing tires, determined to show off the power of the Kia! That look on his face was priceless when the Ram went by like he was sitting still. I gotta admit, the look on my face was probably priceless too. I dang sure didn't expect the R/T to gain so much ground that quickly! They're animals!
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Guess my funniest would have to be my oldest brother driving my not so stock 72 Nova. I was in the passenger seat.

He got on it off the line and then shifted it and it dogged out on him. He complained that it was a piece of junk.

I then informed him that it had a Hurst Competition Plus shifter and that it would go better if he went from 1st to 2nd and not 1st to 4th.
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Guess my funniest would have to be my oldest brother driving my not so stock 72 Nova. I was in the passenger seat.

He got on it off the line and then shifted it and it dogged out on him. He complained that it was a piece of junk.

I then informed him that it had a Hurst Competition Plus shifter and that it would go better if he went from 1st to 2nd and not 1st to 4th.
Skip shifting, huh?
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Guess my funniest would have to be my oldest brother driving my not so stock 72 Nova. I was in the passenger seat.

He got on it off the line and then shifted it and it dogged out on him. He complained that it was a piece of junk.

I then informed him that it had a Hurst Competition Plus shifter and that it would go better if he went from 1st to 2nd and not 1st to 4th.
Buwahaha!

It's only funny to me because I've done that before...
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Guess my funniest would have to be my oldest brother driving my not so stock 72 Nova. I was in the passenger seat.

He got on it off the line and then shifted it and it dogged out on him. He complained that it was a piece of junk.

I then informed him that it had a Hurst Competition Plus shifter and that it would go better if he went from 1st to 2nd and not 1st to 4th.
ROFLMBO! That was awesome! Man, that had to suck!
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