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Old 08-09-2010, 11:51 PM
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A doctor comes out of the emergency room and approaches the family "I've got some bad news and some good news about your grandmother."
A family member says "Whats the bad news?"
Doctor, "Well, the bad news is that grandma had a very severe stroke yesterday. Because of this, she can no longer speak, the only noise she can make now is a high pitched squeeling. Also, she is no longer able to feed herself so someone will have to be responsible for feeding her three times a day. Now she can't dress herself so someone will have to clothe her. And in addition to this she will have to wear diapers now because she can no longer control her bowel movements, so obviously someone will need to bathe her and change her diaper when needed."
Horrified, another family member asks, "Okay, what is the good news"
Doctor replies "Na, I'm only joking, she's dead!"
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:15 AM
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Sick...just sick doctor! The doctor and I would be having a talk!
Thanks for the joke.
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I think the doctor would be the one no longer breathing if he tried that with me
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No kidding!!! ^^^^ For shame on that doctor, askin' for a lot of ticked off family members there!

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Oh, that was bad .
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Ouch...that's some interesting professional courtesy there for sure!
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Guys and Gals I hope you know that was only a joke. I told you that my jokes were hit and miss. I'll go back to the drawing board and return with another funny soon.
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The doc might have gotten a swif kick in the nuts had he done that to me
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