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Old 08-12-2010, 09:20 PM
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Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under".

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A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.




And a joke...

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet", she replied
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:23 PM
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LOL those are some good ones!

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Ha ha, "not yet"
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:lol: you're going get it when the women get here.
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LOL...good ones, Kurtis!!!
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That made for a good laugh! Good ones.
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lol Those are good.
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Good ones Kurtis . Thanks
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Ok Kurtis, those were good ones! Good job!
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