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Old 08-21-2010, 03:21 PM
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A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wifelooks over at him and asks the question.

Wife: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

Husband: 'Definitely not!'

Wife: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

Husband: 'Of course I do.'

Wife: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

Husband: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

Wife: ' You would? (with a hurt look)

Husband: Groans

Wife: 'Would you live in our house?'

Husband: 'Sure. It's a great house.'

Wife: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

Husband: 'Where else would w e sleep?'

Wife: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

Husband: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

Wife: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

Husband: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

Wife: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

Husband: 'No.. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

Wife: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

Husband: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

Wife: 'Would she use my clubs?'

Husband: 'No. She's left-handed.'

Wife: - silence -



Husband: ' . . . Shit.'
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:39 PM
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Oh crap, that's a good one, hate it when they tell on themselves like that, lol!

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LMAO! That was awesome!!
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And that's when it all went bad... good one
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Busted!!!! Lol
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Haha! Good one!
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LMAO!!!!!! Holy cow that was funny!
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