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Old 09-01-2010, 04:18 PM
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand, pulled me to our bedroom. There were candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am.

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hahah good stufff
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Haha, good one!
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LOL!!! No lovin's for him for a llllooonnnng time!
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Nice, that's probably something I would try
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LOL, he's not gonna do what????

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LOL...that's a good one!

I do have a question for Luke though. When she says "Do whatever you want" what will yo do?
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